#An accidental shot of love free#
#An accidental shot of love crack#

All having good time in Ireland! All have boyfriends and days off and nights out! But never me! No fun for me, ever. вЂAll other nannies have evenings free! They am all meeting for coffee and beer and movies. Technically IвЂ™m supposed to be home at seven-ish in the evening so she can clock off, but вЂ¦ well, for the past while, itвЂ™s been a tiny bit later than that. Because actually, the girl does have a point. Ever!вЂ™ Okay, IвЂ™m momentarily silenced here.

#An accidental shot of love free#

You meant to be home at seven in the night times so I can have free time for me, and you never are. At least, not compared with mine, theyвЂ™re not вЂ¦вЂ™ вЂLook at time now! Five thirty a.m.! And already you are going to office, which mean I am in care of Lily. None of the other nannies who am my friends work as long days as I must.вЂ™ вЂBut Elka, your hours are hardly long.

вЂCan I ask you whatвЂ™s suddenly brought all this on?вЂ™ вЂYou have huge nerve to ask that of me!вЂ™ вЂShhh! Can you keep it down please? YouвЂ™ll wake Lily.вЂ™ вЂI have many, many problem with the hours you expect me to be working. вЂBut you must understand me when I tell to you, this mean during reasoning hours.вЂ™ вЂI think you might mean reasonable hours,вЂ™ I tell her. вЂIn my contract, it say that you am paying me to look after Lily,вЂ™ she says crisply, arms folded, ponytail swishing back, nostrils flaring. Please for the love of God, donвЂ™t let another one leave вЂ¦ вЂGo ahead, Elka,вЂ™ I manage to say calmly, but with bowels clenched, only dreading whatвЂ™s going to come out of her mouth next. Please donвЂ™t tell me youвЂ™re about to leave. вЂI neeeeed to speak with you, and this crazy hour of morning is only time I am seeing you all this week,вЂ™ she tells me in her still-rubbishy English, in spite of the small fortune IвЂ™ve forked out on audio books and private lessons for her over the past few months. Elka is the one nanny weвЂ™ve had who Lily adores and behaves beautifully for, and for her part, Elka herself genuinely seems fond of her too. вЂIs everything OK?вЂ™ I ask politely, biting my tongue and bracing myself for the answer. Lily, by the way, is my little girl almost three years old now and the light of this exhausted, knackered-to-her-very-bone-marrow mummyвЂ™s life. Next thing, madam stomps out of her bedroom, still in her dressing gown, not so much asking, as demanding, to have a вЂqueek word with you.вЂ™ вЂEmm вЂ¦ yes, of course, Elka,вЂ™ I say, instantly smelling trouble and deliberately keeping my voice down to a low hiss, so as not to disturb Lily. There I am, sneaking downstairs in my bare feet, trying not to wake anyone, already running late for the early morning news briefing.

#An accidental shot of love crack#

For starters, while IвЂ™m trying to slip out the door at the crack of dawn (nothing unusual there, this is when I have to leave for work every morning), Elka, my Polish nanny, picks today of all shagging days to have an out-and-out meltdown. ItвЂ™s barely five thirty in the morning and already my whole life seems to be spiralling dangerously out of all control, something thatвЂ™s happening with all-too alarming frequency these days. I canвЂ™t tell you how I so do NOT need this today. I felt like I was doing something bad, but I guess I didnвЂ™t care because I took a LOT of baths after that.Chapter One Not today. It was this warm, amazing feeling down below. 'I discovered the wonderful and beautiful showerhead in my bathroom one day while taking a bath.

So now, here I sit, a bag of frozen veggies soothing the lump on my head, and half of a fuzzy leg.' - creepycreepercreepin, Reddit Like A Firework I lost my balance, began to slip, and in my pathetic throws of shower head violation-induced passion, ended up smacking my head into the wall. I get halfway through shaving the lower half of my leg when I know exactly what's about to go down: me. Much to the amusement of my girlfriend, I lack willpower when it comes to the second. 'It became a race between my shaving abilities and my orgasm control. And it just so happened to be the stance where the water was being launched straight at my crotch. Finally, after a good two minutes of moving around, I find the prime stance. I shift around, testing different positions for best access. I finish with the right, after some careful balancing and maneuvering, and begin to move on to the left. In anticipation of some possible sexy times, I began the process of achieving silky-smooth legs. 'I hopped in the shower in preparation for an awesome double-date night.